Rules
• Entries are limited to one per person.
• Entries must be at least one paragraph, but less than a page.
• The more random the better chance you have of winning.
• At least 2 characters must be used, names are optional.
• Not really a rule, but it helps if it is quite funny
• Have fun!
N.B. The weekly competition will start when 5 entries have been submitted and the winning story will be displayed the following Sunday.
I Thought i might aswell kick it off with my own story to give you an idea:
Many moons ago, a well-dressed boy named Bart was walking along, minding his own business. Bart looked and dressed like Michal Jackson. Suddenly, he saw Bevis, who was sweaty and looked a little like Hitler. Bart proceeded to smash a bald boy's head against a rock far, far away. The bald boy's name was Robin.
"STOP, YOU STUPID PUNK!" Bevis yelled out.
Bevis chased Bart around the world and through badger holes. Bart could run fast and seemed to be getting more smashes in than before! But then in a final great effort, Bevis took a shortcut and..... totally missed Bart, fell off a cliff and landed in a tree trunk!
Robin was so happy that he had been brain damaged and kicked in the ribs, he kissed Bart.
Thus ends a good, retarded short story.